I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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