is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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