It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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