shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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