she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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