You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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