from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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