i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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