Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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