the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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