i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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