she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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