So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
