Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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