dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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