those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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