Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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