Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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