Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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