I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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