Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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