no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
