I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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