Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
meet me or not, i'm out of control
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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