I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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