im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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