Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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