And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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