in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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