i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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