You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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