dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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