S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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