Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
