Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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