I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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