Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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