if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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