Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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