I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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