AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
love makes seman taste better
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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