it glows. i had to have it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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