please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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