I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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