I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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