Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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