don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It was like getting head from an anaconda
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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