haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
