I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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