i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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