I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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