covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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