That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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