i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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