What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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