He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
that is very illegal...i love you.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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