is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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